Body count

Your friend asks you”how much body count do you have?

And you respond”68″

Your friend laughs at you and says”omg you a bitch”

You realize and you say “wait are we talking about how many peoples we’ve lsept with?”

Your freind responds”yes 😂”

You say”then zero”

Your freind replies”then what was the 68 for?”

And you say”(•‿•)”

“The body count meant the dead bodies in your room”

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